Dan Wackslide's Junkyard Jamboree

  • robot: i don't understand. what is... love?
  • scientist: oh... well. i. love is-
  • robot: ahahaha i'm just fucking with you. anyway i found some cool swords online i want you to buy for me

What about a game that’s an FPS but it’s all paintball guns because you’re the captain of a semi-pro paintball team and you have to recruit and train members of your team and take on rival teams from around the country and I think I’m pretty stoned you guys




treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

Treat me like a chick tract. Find me sprawled on the seat of a bus and pick me up only to be amused for approximately ten seconds before becoming deeply uncomfortable with my beliefs and putting me back down